Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Pretty Properties and Lipstick!

Let's face it. Monopoly is HARD. All that investing and big bucks and jail time... commercial real estate; it's a white collar man's business. Good thing Hasbro has come out with Monopoly: Pink Boutique Edition!! We gals like to hit the malls and talk on cell phones while putting on lipstick in the car between our business deals! We'd rather buy a clothing shop than Park Place or Broadway; it's a better investment for us ladies.

"This is Monopoly like you have never seen it - dressed up in pink and all about things girls love! Buy boutiques and malls, go on a shopping spree, pay your cell phone bill, and get text and instant messages. You and your friends will adore the funky tokens, cool buildings, and cute illustrations. Best of all, the game is stored in a beautiful keepsake box which doubles as a jewelry box. Cool game features include: 8 collectible tokens just for girls, keepsake storage box with removable tray and mirrored insert, pink gameboard with fun properties, pink and purple translucent boutiques and malls instead of houses and hotels, Instant Message and Text Message cards instead of Chance and Community Chest, pink Title Deed cards, redesigned Monopoly money, flocked banker's tray, 2 pink dice, and instructions. Paint the town pink with Toys R Us Exclusive!"

For $29.99 all this sexism can be yours! Or for $10.99 you can play the original "boys" version. Price disparity unfair? Suck it up, Princess.

Via F-Email Fightback

Now you can have more sexist fun playing Pink Poker, too!


Himbly said...

You are effing joking. I am without words.

La Pobre Habladora said...

oh. my. word.

Another strong post, Lilith. Love the snark. Watch for a link.

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