Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Dating Tips for the Righteous

... or self righteous.

I found this little gem via Pharyngula today filled with advice for dating Christians. That is, advice to dating Christians. Because upon reading these tips I don't think anyone in their right mind would want to date a Christian!

First of all, growing up all Baptist n' shit I've heard these arguments. But they're worth a laugh and a trip down memory lane! Check this out!

A kiss begins to sexually stimulate a man instantly.
Is this healthy for the man to get sexually aroused time after time without sexual release? When men become sexually aroused a large amount of blood flows to the genitals. If ejaculation does not occur; the build up of blood can become painful. That just can't be a good thing for anyone! Ouch! :O)

Always a maddening excuse to blame the woman for his non-explosion. How come Christian men are so horny and Christian women are just the pupotrators interfering with men's God walks?
I gotta hand it to the Christian Life Advisor, though, as this tip catches my attention:
Include another couple

And now back to earth, here's a study that claims "[t]he percentage of teens who report solely positive benefits from not having sex declines precipitously with age".

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