Appropriate Blood

Easter Mass turns Bloody:

Six Iraq war protesters disrupted an Easter Mass on Sunday, shouting and squirting fake blood on themselves and parishioners in a packed auditorium.

Three men and three women startled the crowd during Cardinal Francis George's homily, yelling "Even the Pope calls for peace" as they were removed from the Mass by security guards and ushers.

Via Rawstory

Need I mention that Christianity is based on a whole lot of blood? Funny that there'd be outrage for the sake of the children being scared by gore. Eventually they'll be drinkin' the stuff.

Christian Gene

Thanks to GrrlScientist for the Monday morning, post-Easter laugh!

While Christians celebrated Easter and wrestled with their inner demons, our friends got together for some wrestling fun of our own.


I have been busy planning Luchador Parties and playing much music lately; trying to find some time for bloggy goodness. Thanks always for visiting, readers! I will try to get back into the swing of things as the days go by!

Religious Experience

I love sex-reference church billboards; especially this one.

Dating Tips for the Righteous

... or self righteous.

I found this little gem via Pharyngula today filled with advice for dating Christians. That is, advice to dating Christians. Because upon reading these tips I don't think anyone in their right mind would want to date a Christian!

First of all, growing up all Baptist n' shit I've heard these arguments. But they're worth a laugh and a trip down memory lane! Check this out!

A kiss begins to sexually stimulate a man instantly.

and

Is this healthy for the man to get sexually aroused time after time without sexual release? When men become sexually aroused a large amount of blood flows to the genitals. If ejaculation does not occur; the build up of blood can become painful. That just can't be a good thing for anyone! Ouch! :O)

Always a maddening excuse to blame the woman for his non-explosion. How come Christian men are so horny and Christian women are just the pupotrators interfering with men's God walks?
I gotta hand it to the Christian Life Advisor, though, as this tip catches my attention:

Include another couple

Huzzah!

And now back to earth, here's a study that claims "[t]he percentage of teens who report solely positive benefits from not having sex declines precipitously with age".

"Microsoft don't scare me. I got God with me."

Puke.

Who would Jesus Assault?

A 15 year old girl was dragged on her stomach behind a van at a church boot camp. By the Pastor.